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Ballad of the 5 Euro Pizza

from Five Euro Pizza by Dark Bottle

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    Digipak edition with Pizza Design. Two bonus tracks included. Strictly limited to 100pcs, get yours while they last!

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  • Limited edition picture vinyl (SOLD OUT)
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

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    Extra hot picture vinyl with lyric sheet. Topping on one side, crust on the other!

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    Very tasty banjo-in-a-bottle-design. Black cotton.

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  • Keep your beer (or any drink of your choice) cold and your hands warm with this amazing contraption. Probably made of neoprene or something else, works like a charm. Has been tested in Finnish sauna. Handsome black color with yellow print.

    Includes unlimited streaming of I Only Wanted a Home via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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lyrics

Tero came from Hyvinkää, he was a fine young man
His helped his mother baking, and did it with command
His pizzas were the favorite at the parties of his friends
He never could have dreamed that he’d come to a sad end
All for a 5 Euro pizza

When he finished schooling young Tero knew his way
He’d make his living selling the best pizzas every day
He opened his own grilli behind the city walls
Then it came to pass that the cause of his downfall
Was a 5 Euro pizza

Oh the police said it can’t be made for less than 6
Even if you buy it from a Dr. Oetker mix
They called it tax evasion and they shut the baking room
A 5 Euro pizza was his doom

Ahmez and Amira, from Kurdistan they came
Their families killed, and European weapons were to blame
To Pohjanmaa they came and they tried to start anew
They worked hard and decided that the only thing to do
Was sell 5 Euro pizzas

They worked around the clock and they needed no state aid
5 Euros was a fair price and their taxes were all paid
But Koti pizza didn’t like it, said “police please come on ‘round
We don’t like competition and we want them all shut down
All those 5 Euro pizzas”

Oh the police said it can’t be made for less than 6
Even if you buy it from a Dr. Oetker mix
They called it tax evasion and they shut the baking room
A 5 Euro pizza was their doom

credits

from Five Euro Pizza, released November 11, 2016

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Dark Bottle Tampere, Finland

Dark Bottle is doombilly, psych-country, alt-punk and krautstoner at the same time.

Donald Lupo - banjo, resoguitar, vocals

Teemu Kiiskilä - guitar, mandolin, harmonica, vocals

Lauri Leinonen - bass, vocals

Janne Similä - drums, percussion
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